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Real Madrid has ruined this blog, much as it has ruined my life. When I try to be funny, I basically revert to ebonics. Caveat followor. Header gif used with permission of generous, genius gifmaker, color-de-fresa.

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Men’s watch-shopping on Amazon; scroll through endless thumbnails of woven-brown-leather-metrosexual-octagenarian-bracelet-with-numerals-excuses-of-a-watch; halt! this one is so sleek!; click!;
$8,737.50.
My sticker shock was compounded by the fact that, as an obstinate non-adult, the fanciest thing I’ve bought on Amazon was like, leather moisturizer, which decidedly does not carry a 4-digit price tag.

Men’s watch-shopping on Amazon; scroll through endless thumbnails of woven-brown-leather-metrosexual-octagenarian-bracelet-with-numerals-excuses-of-a-watch; halt! this one is so sleek!; click!;

$8,737.50.

My sticker shock was compounded by the fact that, as an obstinate non-adult, the fanciest thing I’ve bought on Amazon was like, leather moisturizer, which decidedly does not carry a 4-digit price tag.



edenislavs:

If there was ever a situation to sum up Arsenal’s luck in one picture

edenislavs:

If there was ever a situation to sum up Arsenal’s luck in one picture

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brennacedria:

naturepunk:


I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

brennacedria:

naturepunk:

I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

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hotnamjas:

headline of the year 

hotnamjas:

headline of the year 

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Rabbit Shaming [x]

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dicksplit:

Sign language for no bj

dicksplit:

Sign language for no bj

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