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Real Madrid has ruined this blog, much as it has ruined my life. When I try to be funny, I basically revert to ebonics. Caveat followor.

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How to look like you know loads about football: A beginner's guide to the world cup awards, by chris (simpsons artist)

as soon as the referee blows on his throat flute to get the football match started make sure you say one of these things:

  • come on football
  • kick off
  • lets get this event started
  • good luck
  • i think that we are going to be in for a great game
  • i hope that our football team gets the points that they require
  • i am enjoying myself
  • football

say one of these things if people around you think that it is a free kick:

  • it is a free kick
  • nice outfit ref it is a shame about your decision making
  • what is wrong referee is your throat flute poisoned or something just have a blow on it for once in your life

here are some things for you to wear to help you blend in more easily if you are watching the world cup awards at a pub or at your friends house:

  • sew a traditional world cup sausage down the middle of your nose so people will think you are the most world cup one of them all when they are having a look at your face
  • if you are a dad then why not impress your children and their friends by having a wear of a stylish dads football style crop top that will definitely get you noticed for all of the right reasons
  • dads can also have a wear of some traditional world cup leggings as well that are sure to finish off any outfit trust me
  • mens football friendship bracelets dont just look good but they are also a good thing to show off and discuss with other men if you are at a pub or a football themed restaurant

(Source: agonyandagony, via sashayed)



No Face helping Zeniba

(Source: whisper-s-of-the-heart, via swirlytops)



“Brazilians were supporting Germany’s NT. Why? 6 months ago the germans arrived in Santa Cruz Cabrália (Bahia, Brazil) and bought a lot and built a hotel, a health center, a football field, donated an ambulance to the town, created a full-time school program in Cabralia, made a road that led to their training center, didn’t bring german employees hiring about 250 Cabrália citizens in their training center. Then the Germany NT arrived and: When not training, they socialized with the citizens in the town or in the beach, partied with the citizens, were kind to the fans always talking to them/taking pictures with them. About the win against our team: they were respectful with us, said that their idols were brazilian legends and that we shouldn’t lose our pride. They are thankful for the way they were welcome here. And they’ll donate the things they built to the population. It’s impossible not to support these guys.” —I translated this because people think it’s just because they beat Argentina. It’s not. (via argentie)

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“And Neuer blocks it with the grace of an oversized dolphin” —My peruvian commentator in a fangirl moment (via sheeriosblack)

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randomweas:

7-1

randomweas:

7-1

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I’ve made it to Madrid! I have trod where They have trod.

I’ve made it to Madrid! I have trod where They have trod.



David Luiz after the final whistle

(Source: cristianosronaldo, via mads-mikkelsn)



How Berliners celebrate when Hummels scores on France—view from Die Fanmeile behind the Brandenburg Gate amidst a sea of black, red, yellow.

How Berliners celebrate when Hummels scores on France—view from Die Fanmeile behind the Brandenburg Gate amidst a sea of black, red, yellow.



Okay so I am in Berlin and look here is giant Mesut kicking an enormous hole into the side of a large building.

Okay so I am in Berlin and look here is giant Mesut kicking an enormous hole into the side of a large building.



sciencevsromance:

Jermaine Jones had a tough day.

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