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Real Madrid has ruined this blog, much as it has ruined my life. When I try to be funny, I basically revert to ebonics. Caveat followor.

But what are Avatar Eyes???

Favorite tags:

Y U SO PRECIOUS - for remembering humanity is NOT hopeless, even when you are so positively sure it is
Marcelo Sunshine!!!!!!!! - tell me you're not a Madridista grinning ear-to-ear whilst browsing this collection of squeeee
This Team. - a tag named in exasperation, of photos and gifs of Real Madrid doing things that make me laugh and cry
I am emotional - a tag for things that made me feel things
Headball - thinking about football. With your head. Hence this very clever tag.
Things of Beauty, which inadvertently is mostly Real Madrid, but also other beautiful things
Where I'd Rather Be - or, where I'd rather be
Nostalgic for Nothing - pictures that show up on my dash and hit me right behind the navel or maybe somewhere in my heart
A thing I saw - in which I occasionally am my own person and take pictures or write about something personal.
and my mierda, which I frequently forget to tag properly

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How to look like you know loads about football: A beginner's guide to the world cup awards, by chris (simpsons artist)

agonyandagony:

as soon as the referee blows on his throat flute to get the football match started make sure you say one of these things:
come on football
kick off
lets get this event started
good luck
i think that we are going to be in for a great game
i hope that our football team gets the points that they require
i am enjoying myself
football
say one of these things if people around you think that it is a free kick:
it is a free kick
nice outfit ref it is a shame about your decision making
what is wrong referee is your throat flute poisoned or something just have a blow on it for once in your life
here are some things for you to wear to help you blend in more easily if you are watching the world cup awards at a pub or at your friends house:
sew a traditional world cup sausage down the middle of your nose so people will think you are the most world cup one of them all when they are having a look at your face
if you are a dad then why not impress your children and their friends by having a wear of a stylish dads football style crop top that will definitely get you noticed for all of the right reasons
dads can also have a wear of some traditional world cup leggings as well that are sure to finish off any outfit trust me
mens football friendship bracelets dont just look good but they are also a good thing to show off and discuss with other men if you are at a pub or a football themed restaurant

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No Face helping Zeniba

(Source: whisper-s-of-the-heart, via swirlytops)

“Brazilians were supporting Germany’s NT. Why? 6 months ago the germans arrived in Santa Cruz Cabrália (Bahia, Brazil) and bought a lot and built a hotel, a health center, a football field, donated an ambulance to the town, created a full-time school program in Cabralia, made a road that led to their training center, didn’t bring german employees hiring about 250 Cabrália citizens in their training center. Then the Germany NT arrived and: When not training, they socialized with the citizens in the town or in the beach, partied with the citizens, were kind to the fans always talking to them/taking pictures with them. About the win against our team: they were respectful with us, said that their idols were brazilian legends and that we shouldn’t lose our pride. They are thankful for the way they were welcome here. And they’ll donate the things they built to the population. It’s impossible not to support these guys.” —I translated this because people think it’s just because they beat Argentina. It’s not. (via argentie)

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